ten easy steps, apparently, to be more like Colin Greenwood.

1. Be Personable
2. “Fucking Buy Sparklehorse Records”
3. Enjoy a Drink Now and Then
4. Read a Book. Several In Fact.
5. Travel Often; Eat Well
6. Be a Devoted Family Man
7. Dabble in Photography
8. Get a Very Nice Suit
9. Maintain Academic Connections After Graduation
10. Learn to Play an Instrument